Wednesday, July 05, 2006

CEO of Maxon Industries

Hello boys and girls, ladies and gentleman, cats and dogs, and distinguished buddies. I am happy to be able to address you today, on my 17 month birthday. What follows will be a brief summary of my stats and skills.
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I am currently 33.25 inches tall and weigh in at 28 lbs.
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I have 11 teeth now, but still haven't gotten my fourth bottom front tooth. (I have four molars.)
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While addressing the public, I am using lots of words like...
"Zucchini"
"Screwdriver"
"Money" and
almost anything you ask me to say.
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I am also frequently putting together two word sentences like...
"Help Daddy"
"Feed 'Squito"
"Two Buddies" and
"Nice Baby!"
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I dine on all sorts of great new foods like..
Salsa, Tomatoes, Olives and Pizza - with no cheese :(
(All of which I can say now.)
I have even tried raw onions!
"Ewww!"
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I am able to run really, really fast.
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I relax from my hectic days by swimming in my new pool.
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I am quite industrious with my blocks and
I stack them until they are so tall that I can't reach the top!
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Best of all, I give really, really great squeezes.
(At least that's what Mom and Dad tell me. I will let you be the judge next time I see you!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OH MY STARS!!!!! You are growing faster than the corn in Iowa and that's pretty fast! I can not wait to see you and test you on them thar' "squeezens" ...... You must stay little for this old Grammy 'cause she is not getting any younger and" she is shrinking" as Aunt Chels says....Anyway, LOVE YOU LOTS XOXOXOXOX Grammy A.